By Paul Szebesta on 1 Dec 2023
I’m not a review writing kind of person, but I feel particularly compelled to review these lenses as they’ve been such an affront to my vision correcting experience that they’ve redefined my beliefs in what a bad contact lens is. They are so terrible that stories will be written about them long after you, or I, or anyone alive to read this review today have since passed. If you can get them out of the absolute lowest possible quality packaging without accidentally tearing into tomorrow’s provision, a feat I’ve probably successfully mastered at a rate of 1/3 attempts (they’d have been better off packaging them in kitchen roll), and if you can get them onto your finger without them collapsing into a unintelligible mass that you need to untangle, and if you can get them to actually seat onto your eyeball without them immediately falling out and becoming spoiled or lost (I’m uncertain if this an unethical business practice to get you to buy more as you lose much of your stock just trying to put the lenses in, or just genuine incompetence and cost cutting), and if you can walk away from the mirror with your vision actually corrected - then you’ll be greeted with a day full of discomfort and often ruined vision. Don’t stand too near anyone, let alone open your eyes in any inclement weather, as even the slightest breath is enough to displace these torrid pieces of plastic. If you enjoy fishing lenses out of the furthest reaches of your eye socket then you’re in for a treat, as these lenses seem custom built (probably due to how flimsy they are) to disappear, sometimes only reappearing the next day, as a reminder that you’ve wasted your money. I cannot stress this enough, do not buy these lenses, I cheaped out and am now paying the price in frustration and annoyance, thankfully, so many of the lenses have disappeared before I’ve even worn them or have spoiled in packets that have leaked out, that my salvation is at hand. I would pay the cost of these lenses x10, just to never have to look at the packet, let alone wear them again. Unfortunately though, these things were plastic waste the second they rolled off the production line, and will inevitably sit in the landfill for future generations to discover, maybe they’ll look back on us, and pity the mistakes we made as a species, these contact lenses, being pretty high up on that list.
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